College is a place of learning. Learning how to fill the swim meet with fizzies, deliver the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner, fill the trees with underwear, and explode the toilets every spring.
Err, I mean, college, is a place of higher education, like physics, calculus, math, and science - all that "good" stuff.
College is also the home of the dreaded "freshman fifteen," referring to the weight many students gain away from home, during their first year of school.
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